WeIrD FuN!

It has started snowing here and the fun has begun, I’m certainly not referring to the spine chilling weather. The car will skid as if being driven on an ice-skating rink. I hate skiing but I love this, obviously as I have much lesser chances of getting injured this way :)

~Naveen

Enlightened!

He was dreaming about this moment for a long time. But when it came true, he was not all that excited. It seemed like it was nothing special than anything he had achieved so far. All the hard work that he had put in for this seemed to be pointless. He then realized that he had crossed just another virtual milestone in the mundane rat race.

Amnesia

When I was a little boy, I couldn’t wait to hit the play ground,
When I grew up a bit, I couldn’t resist my bicycle,
When I entered high school, I wished I didn’t have to study,
When I went to college, I loved hanging out with my friends,
But the day I started working, I forgot everything that I used to love!

~Naveen

Apples and Oranges!

Leaves wither and float around in perfect mess,
The sun which was lingering till midnight shies away early in the evening,
The day light that was once warm and welcoming starts to show signs of its cold hostility,

The wind grows stronger and is no more a zephyr,
The cacophony of chirping birds becomes a thing of the past,
A few of the many signs of an approaching winter,

If seasons are so predictable, why isn’t life?

~Naveen

On a lighter side!

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gaveRs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool". I have pass.......

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.......

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagementday will you give me a ring.Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile........

Sardar to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any onebefore you die?Patient : Yes. A good doctor........

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more........

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why areyou removing a wheel from your auto.sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler........

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadipetrol se start hoti hai.......

Boss : Where were you born ?sardar : Punjab .Boss : which part ?sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.......