On a lighter side!

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gaveRs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool". I have pass.......

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.......

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagementday will you give me a ring.Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile........

Sardar to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any onebefore you die?Patient : Yes. A good doctor........

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more........

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why areyou removing a wheel from your auto.sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler........

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadipetrol se start hoti hai.......

Boss : Where were you born ?sardar : Punjab .Boss : which part ?sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.......